Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.
Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer
The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer
The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer
by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019

When one wipes his/her butt after defecating, takes a peak at the toilet paper right after, and the streak or smudge resembles that of a brown crayon on white paper.
by RoryLOL July 1, 2009

by scoyle1994 March 29, 2016

A person who uses their anus to write or draw on any fixed object (ie. wall, car, castle door... etc.) while defecating.
by Apecreature June 24, 2012

by Vinnie Smith August 29, 2003

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.
by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005
