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Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".
Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.
by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010
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Craplings

Craplings pronounced crap-lings can be objects, attitudes, feelings, or cultures that are negative in nature and unwanted.
At my interview the potential boss brought up a few craplings about the office I didn't like.

When I went to buy a used car I found a few craplings that made me not want to buy it anymore.
by nae_kid21 October 13, 2011
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Crapinpants

To have deficacte in one's own trousers or pants, as if they were unable to get to the proper waste treatment place in order to defecate in the process as under "normal circumstances."
I don't know if I can hold myself, and I might even have to go crapinpants!
by Mukis McCain June 21, 2018
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Craving the walk home

In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
by Craver4849374832 February 13, 2023
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Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.
Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.
by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012
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rave cravings

When you haven't been to a rave in bare long so that you literally have physical cravings to go to a rave. The thought of taking loads of class As and skanking to bassy music makes you incredibly excited so much that you don't know how much longer you can go without going to a rave.
Sam: Mate, I've not been to a rave in almost a month, I've got the shittiest rave cravings
Alex: Peak mate, I'll try not to play any dirty tracks so as to not trigger your rave cravings
by Goodmister General August 1, 2019
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craving rutledge

desiring sex or sensuality
Hey! Why are you so down?

Oh man! I'm craving rutledge!
by da February 12, 2004
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