3 definitions by Dicktion Mastah
A big stupid- ass pokemon, that basically has two penises it can thwap you in the face with and knock out your pokemon.
by Dicktion Mastah October 26, 2010
When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.
Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...
Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...
Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.
by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012
Don't masturbate while at your grandmothers house.
unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.
unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.
Granny: "Hey Jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner."
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!
by Dicktion Mastah October 31, 2010