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Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words
What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich
by Isotti January 14, 2010
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Cranston Gap

The little space between a girls upper thighs and just below her cooter as she stands or walks with legs together. The open space forms the shape of an upside down triangle. It is usually reserved to fit/thin girls as chubby thighs tend to crush the happy gap. Fall into the gap. Same as happy gap.
by kegdrink April 5, 2009
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crapsicles

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.
"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"
by straitblade November 22, 2007
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Cranston East

The incredibly ghetto school on the eastern side of cranston, RI. made up of two buildings: main, and briggs. our mascot is the "Thunderbolt" (so what if there's no such thing!). we barely have a roof, we have walls made of particle board dividing half the classrooms, and the heating does not work at all. on the bright side, we have the state's only competitive marching band, and the sexiest tuba section in new england, and possibly the east coast. other good points include a kick-ass AJROTC drill team.

kids at east do weed, while the preppy westies do coke because mommy and daddy can afford it.
announcement over the PA system(this seriously did happen): we must warn students not to use the doors going to briggs, because the tires keeping the synthetic membrane (tarp!) have begun to be blown off, due to the wind. we do not want any injuries due to falling tires, so, again, we urge students to find alternate routes in and out of the building.
by ... March 20, 2005
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Crampsicle

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009
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Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.
When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
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girly cramps

when girls are experiencing menstural pain and need to avoid doing work
Tanya can't make it to the meeting because she has girly cramps
by lolcatBBQ April 8, 2009
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