moose crackers

A term used to express extreme anger and distress in a situation where you cannot use common swear words. I use it often around the house.

child: Moose crackers! I stubbed my toe!
Mother: as long as he didn't swear...

by Cowsgomoo212 April 11, 2010

Crackers

One who is mad/nuts/quirky.

Our English teacher is crackers.

by A. Whitby June 18, 2003

ass and graham crackers

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing

What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.

by CEG September 22, 2008

crackey

A slang term given to a crackhead or one who is hooked on nose candy.

Get outta my way crackey

by Straight ill dictionary March 18, 2003

Oh crackers.

Something substitute English teachers say when they don't know how to discipline their students and give up.

Oh crackers. They just threw another 'my dick' note.

by Macaulay Culkin27777 September 12, 2010

death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

by Playon September 4, 2006

Prawn crackers

the crispy remains of tissues used for mopping up man milk, which have been left under the bed forgotten

just been in your brothers room and it is full of prawn crackers the little strummer

by Dan Glibals March 3, 2009