Demarcus Cousins

a domestic violence just waiting to happen

Guy 1: "did you hear about the Demarcus Cousins that the pelicans just got"
Guy 2: "what a great deal! The potential for this beating is ray rice level"

by n8bergeron March 15, 2017

You look like Cousin It!

An old phrase that has come back into vogue during Pandemic Life 2020 due to closed hair salons and barber shops.

When I was a kid with tousled, long hair hanging in my face, my mom used to say, “You look like Cousin It!”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2020

cousin mary

Weed, marihuana, sticky icky, indo, hydro, sess, ganja, bud, strains, green gold, reefer, bomb, sherm

Used when saying it bluntly is inappropriate.

My cousin mary's coming in from Mexico, let's go scoop her up.

by MiguelFromMexico July 20, 2008

Cousin Craig

It's a fuckboy with a huge dick that reminds you of a traffic cone.

Dude, that traffic cone reminds me of Cousin Craig...

by IHeartCreamCheese June 21, 2016

City Cousin

What a "Country Cousin" calls the rest of us. People that live in the city but have family connections in the suburbs or country. OR the city end of a drug ring. a city cousin could be either the cook or the dealer. It depends on where the drugs are being sold.

I have to drop a key off to my city cousin.

by Cloud Control May 24, 2015

National Cousin Appreciation Day❤

💙On May 11.A day to show love to those annoying people that will always be there for you.💙

Sorry not sorry for the spam it " National cousin Appreciation Day❤"

by ..._its.meee_ May 11, 2019

annoying cousin

Usually that one little boy in your family tree that begs to play on your device. Sometimes, they break or take things from you and if you lay a finger on them, you get told on.

"Bro, {cousin's name} always wants to play on my phone and won't leave me alone."
"Yeah, he's such a annoying cousin."

by ElytraWithHonor March 7, 2021