Cronic

High grade Marijuana / kind bud.

Lets fire up some of that cronic.

by WickedPaganNinja November 30, 2003

Chronic Monkey Feet

The act of lighting a Tall-Bong by one's self using their feet to hold onto something to light the bong.

I was home alone and all I had to smoke out of was my 5 footer. So I used my Chronic monkey feet to light the Bong.

by The Party Starter June 7, 2010

chronic

1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it.
2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.

From smoking too much chronic, Joe ended up with a chronic case of the shaky-shivers.

by Nick D April 28, 2003

Chronic Myspace User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CMU. A chronic Myspace User when first tries myspace feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Myspace.

Don't get me wrong Myspace.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Myspace User

by Charlie Chaplin November 2, 2005

chronic masturbator

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief

"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"

by long bong silvers October 29, 2018

Coronials

The 2020 Coronavirus pandemic forced isolation on the global population, which in turn catalyzed what is known as the "COVID Thirst". The ensuing increase in birth rate gave birth to a generation known as the Coronials. First popularized by Rapper, Lil Durby.

"Yo, bruh, your momma so fine, I bet she want it, she probably still got that COVID Thirst"
"Nah, bruh, I ain't part of the Coronials, I'm a millenial, now shut the f*** up and check my new TikTok"

by billythekid_7 April 11, 2020

Chronically Online

An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:

-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.

-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.

-Spend very little time offline.

“My friend Jamie is very chronically online, and needs to touch grass”

by MintyTown July 31, 2022