Cornered and Cornholed

When you attempt, and ultimately, fail, to prevent a gang of bearded, mushroom-penised inmates from overpowering and rectally violating you in the prison store room.

*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*

"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."

"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."

by Belinski November 3, 2018

corndog'r

A male who takes it up the ass.

Me and Jane road the tunnel of love,
but Jim and Eric road the tunnel of fudge!
Eric's been a corndog'r since he was knee high. His ass is red'r than a summer sunset!

by Dylan(RAWDAWGN)Leveille January 5, 2009

Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.

That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.

by andy1 March 21, 2009

Cornography

Cor-nog-ra-phy
-noun
The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.

by Cornographer October 4, 2007

cornholio

Corholio is beavis's alter ego...beavis becomes him when he gets excited with sugar.....

a picture of ronald regan with a peace sign:......
Cornohlio:are you threatening me?!?!

by John Fru May 18, 2004

Cornhole

The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.

After I cornhole you, you won't shit right for a week.

by The Cornhole King January 7, 2005

cornhole commando

one who likes to be in charge of another's anal region

Since you are the best, we dub thee Cornhole Commando. Congratulations.

by Sandy VaJina September 6, 2005