Coolster

When you jerk your homie in subzero temperatures

In Alaska, my man Calvin gave me a coolster

by Joe Ivy June 13, 2019

coolsean101

coolsean101 is the most infamous Minecraft hacker of the 21st century, with known accomplices like bennybob157 and ollidp.

Holy shit this guy is so good at cheating!!! Is that coolsean101?

by coolsean101 September 3, 2020

Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life

Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive

by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021

Coolest person alive

A person named Leah Michelle Obama but like she’s not the president and should be also Iliana you should be reading this and understanding how lucky you are to have such a cool person like me in your life

Oh Gosh, I really wish I was Leah Michelle Obama right now. Coolest person alive

by LeahCoolwhip May 17, 2021

coolsexual

when you are only attracted to super cool people

i like you cause you are cool and i am coolsexual

by joemama6969420696969 May 19, 2021

Coolestest

When someone is so cool you the word "cool" is not enough.

Jo is the coolestest human being one the planet!

by ItsMeHuzi September 19, 2023

california coolstick

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018