k contento

Very Special child that eats his fingers at lunch daily and is extremely cute

Aww look at that little K Contento over there hes so cute.

by theavyweight December 14, 2008

Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

cantele

A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.

Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!

by lava_vag December 10, 2006

canteening

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

by canteen freak December 15, 2011

Centerised

how to say it:
center - eyesed

the act of making something centred

bob centerised his penis

by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014

cointelbro

Someone embedded in the activist community that is clearly not to be trusted.

He calls himself the "President of Black Lives Matter" and always grabs the megaphone. He even posts selfies with the police. He is such a cointelbro.

by kenoshabrick March 2, 2021

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011