confontational

describes an individual whose online, typewritten persona (in font) is vastly different than the one perceived in real-life, particularly from the aspect of being obnoxious, demanding, or arrogant.

Kelly: Ugh! Chris totally bitched at me for not doing his work for him and told me how lucky I should feel that he is actually my friend.

Paco: Chris? Really? But, he's so quiet! I can't imagine him saying something like that.

Kelly: Yeah, well, his true colors come out when he's in IM. Sometimes, I even have to use "Invisible" status to hide, because he's SO conFONTational!

by IncontinentalBreakfast February 18, 2011

Chicken Connoisseur

A youtuber who goes around London looking for only the "Pengest" chicken shops

Lets watch the chicken connoisseur

by TheBiggestBigShaq January 29, 2018

malice cannon

In touhou 8,Inperishable night there's a strategy when you play as the Magic team. You just spam the shift button, continulosly changing between Marisa and Alice. Malice is a combo of 𝗠𝗮risa and A𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲.

"The malice cannon cheeses Eirin so hard!"

by Stupid meme reporter March 9, 2019

limp cannon

Ejaculation without having an erect penis

I got so excited from looking at her tits, it gave me a limp cannon

by poonmaster 5000 August 12, 2008

cannonless

A trick in the Whomp's Fortress level of Super Mario 64. By walking off a plank towards a wall, at a very precise angle, you can grab a star without using the level's cannon.

My friend Sig was doing Mario speedruns last night, and he shaved some serious time off the clock by using cannonless.

by Obviously-Jesus January 28, 2012

connor murphy

A beautiful bean. That is played by mike faist (also a beautiful bean). And he's suicidal and dies. He always highhhhhh 😁

"Connor finish the milk"

"Connor Murphy"

by ~Evan Hansen December 8, 2017

fart cannon

a large "N-1 style" muffler usually attached to import cars. manufacturers usually claim it adds power to cars, however it may adversely affect performance of a car due to lack of necesary backpressure in a cars exhaust. The result of these mufflers is a high decible exhaust that makes the car have less power at low rpms. usually purchased by people who think their car is good when it is actually a pos. Fart canons are a major status symbol in the world of ricers, the louder your 93 horsepower import.... the cooler.

wow look at the fart cannon on that civic.... what a poser

by BATWINGS_07 July 30, 2006