Cokelation

the act of pursing your lips against a bottle of diet coke, and breathing out as you move your lips to the side, resulting in a buzzing sort of sound.

Person 1: what was that!?
Person 2:cokelation

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

confectionery

Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates.

Sugar in chocolate and other forms of confectionery is one of the major causes of tooth decay

crusty be like "I'll take you to the candy shop"

by sal1 January 16, 2021

Confictionary

Someone with a bad background in life

Yeah, his life is now a confiction

Your life is now a confictionary

by Fanticrabbit April 7, 2021

Complations

fucked of compilations. invented by DavDee Aka BigDick69 Aka Dave Duck Aka Dave Dee Aka Waddle Dee Aka Tweedle Dee.

When i look up Complations i think of Porn Complations. Tasty.

by SnukVA April 16, 2021

Conflatulate

To conflate two or more similar sounding words to humorous effect.

My wife has a tendency to conflatulate.

She just asked me to pass her the Sand Hanitizer.

She keeps saying "Hey Alexandra!" and wonders why Alexa never responds.

I would be concerned, but she's done it all her life, so I know it's not dementia.

by Prankstarr August 1, 2022

Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022