The act of driving around in a large veichle, collecting orange traffic cones and throwing them over the fence of your recidency, purely to agrivate the batshit crazy house parent, and her dog.
Becky: "3...2...1.. THROW"
*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*
Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*
*Dan, Hope and Becky, in unison, throw the large, luminous cones*
Hope: "To the Land Rover!"
*That is coning*
by Gandray May 9, 2019
Get the Coningmug. A highly ambiguous term referring to anything from a sexual act to hitting someone on the head and thusly producing a cone (a la classic cartoons)
Damn! I coned that bitch good last night!
Hey baby, you want some cone?
Dude, I want to cone that punk.
Hey baby, you want some cone?
Dude, I want to cone that punk.
by sparklesmalone March 10, 2005
Get the coningmug. by I got no pants April 21, 2003
Get the coningmug. Originally a Malapropsim posted by a person on Craigslist, "coned" is like "boned" but much worse, the implication that you've been reamed, but, since leaving a cone-like hole, it's 'boning' on a much larger scale.
"I guess we're boned," said party x. "No, it's much worse, do you see that semi? We're pretty much coned."
by Alan Smithee the first July 27, 2009
Get the conedmug. 
by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018
Get the stuffing the conemug. The plastic cone-shaped protective collar that a veterinarian puts on a dog or cat to prevent them from licking or pawing at an area of their body while it's healing from an injury or surgery. Also referred to as an Elizabethan collar (or e-collar), because of its similarity to the collars worn in Elizabethan dress.
Sherpa isn't enjoying being with the other dogs at the dog park today. You can tell he's embarrassed wearing the cone of shame that the vet put on him after his injury.
by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017
Get the cone of shamemug.