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insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.
Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004
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Campaign Car Syndrome

The state of a political campaign worker or volunteer's car in which the entire trunk, back seat, or other location is full of campaign literature, yard signs, buttons and other campaign related material.
Sarah's Prius suffered from campaign car syndrome for weeks after Obama was elected until she finally removed the last box of lit.
by DemInCa August 5, 2009
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Companion Dog Club

An assortment of mostly ugly lesbian women and fat gay men who cannot get along well in normal gathering type atmospheres (bars, clubs....). They thriven e on their ability to control dogs. They put these poor creatures through Agility Training, Behaviour modifications, and will even hold tournaments in public areas to show off said skills. They call their pets their "children" and may even let them swim in their pools. They even go so far as to have award ceremonies for these types of things!!! They are often wart infested which is more of a become what you hang with - resembling German Sheppards in a way.
Hey - let's meet at the Companion Dog Club training center tonight!

Sure Kelly - are we still going to pretend we are sisters?
by turthbetold2 July 14, 2010
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self-compassion

The ability to choose freedom and breathe new air and create a wonderful and powerful life even when you’re not sure exactly how it will be done.
I came to realize that remaining ensnared in golden handcuffs is the total antithesis to having self-compassion.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2019
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weighted companion cube

A special version of the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube. This cube is integral to your success.
Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.
by GLaDOS November 6, 2007
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Trust Company

Trust Co.

Band from alabama caterogized as Nu Metal. There music has a personal signature evident when you listen to their music. A very talented rock band with powerful, disturbing, and often times also soothing music. One of the greatest bands to rock the earth.
Trust Co. Rocks your motherfucken sox off!
by Codename:47 March 12, 2004
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company dump

A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
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