communion

the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra

Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.

by lolitolduitwouldbthere2morrow September 20, 2009

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

Ur family gay

Ben “You’re grandpap a trap”
Dale “Ur family reunion a homosexual communion”

Ben *Dies

by Gey boi May 20, 2018

blue-ribbon commission

an appointed and impartial advisory group whose members serve with distinction.

"Mr. Mateo and Ms. Sadhwani both called for a blue-ribbon commission to study the issue." (New York Considers One-Year Driving Permits for Immigrants New York Times Sept. 26, 2004.)

by Jeffrey L. Otto September 27, 2004

communion

Symbolic cannibal and vampirism.

"You drink wine and pretend it's blood? What are you, a vampire wannabe?"

by devilzukin December 2, 2003

Serial Commissioner

A person who commissions a bunch of art online, usually of their OCs.

"I just got commissioned by a Serial Commissioner again."

by gothkitty666 December 23, 2020

collision kid

Someone who bumps into the other side of life.

That girl could suddenly see the trees for the wood, not just the wood for the trees - she was a true collision kid

by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007

Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam

Bru he really commiting toaster bath

by Nachos_with_cheese November 11, 2018