Combat Pussy

(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops.

Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).

Man: "Say, why don't you suck my dick, baby?"
Woman: "Dick sucking's for babies. I don't suck dick--I got combat pussy."

Later: "Holy shit. Hand me your wallet--my dick's having a grand mal seizure. Where am I? Why does my asshole look like an entrance wound? Damn, that lady had combat pussy mos def."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Combat 18

Combat Group Adolf Hitler. A group of NeoNazis dedicated to physical attacks on their opponents. Their slogan is "Let Them Hate As Long As They Fear". However, specialise in throwing bricks through people's windows and beating up pensioners. Whenever they've been faced with actual opposition they've wet themselves and run away.

Combat 18? More like Combat 16. Combat Group Arthur Fowler.

by Scuzz September 8, 2008

Combat Arms

The most awesomeest game released by Nexon. Currently has 7 game modes, Elimination (Team vs Team), Elimination Pro (Team vs Team, only once you die you don't respawn), Quarantine (Humans vs Zombies), One Man Army (Player vs Player), Spy Hunt (collect the Intel and transmit it, also Spy vs Spy vs Player), and Fireteam (Co-Op mode). It's really awesome, if it weren't for the n00bs who shout "HACKER!!!111!!!1 IMA REPORT JOO!!!!1!"

*Nut Shot!*

Player 2: OMG HACKER
Player 1: Haha if you say so

Typical Combat Arms mathces

by JoeMcAwesome December 7, 2009

combat chef

army cook

ya i heard her job was a combat chef

by diamondsandguns June 1, 2009

Combat Yoga

When a couple decides to have rough intercourse.

Human 1: I've had a stressful day and want to let it out.
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!

by NobleKode December 2, 2014

Combat Chrissy

Term used to define Deercamp when he crawled under the school bleachers to get bj's "sack"...

what's that sick moaning coming from under the bleachers??? oh that's just Combat Chrissy

by Loser June 25, 2003

combat midget

A shorter person who is surprisingly strong and aggressive in combat situations. The reason for this being personal physical factors and some psychological motivating factors.

Floyd Gay Mayweather is a short , small combat midget who is good at boxing

There are probably more combat midgets in logistical roles in special forces as they are too short to fulfill combat roles.

by winchestein January 27, 2012