college

(1) a sarcastic name for any sort of intellectual snob, college student, or know-it-all. (2) Can also be a sarcastic retort when someone says something stupid.

(1)
person A: "There were a plethora of colors available--"
Person B: "Wait, did you just say plethora?"
Person A (snobby): "Yeah... It IS a word you know..."
Person B (sarcastic voice): "Sure thing, college!"

or

(2)
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just figured out the 'Sixth Sense'! Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!"
Person 2 (sarcastic voice): "Wow... way to go college..."

by Devushka21 January 19, 2009

college

Where your mom goes.

"I'm trying to raise money for college..."
"Your mom goes to college." -Kip

by snare_chickkk_yeah August 1, 2010

college

A place where you go if you're too smart to try and find a job right out of high school but too dumb to get into a University.

I go to the University of Waterloo

by G June 17, 2003

college

A horrible place were people lose their verginity and get drunk and married

Holy Fuck I just went through Fucking college

by Gip I pee funny colors June 30, 2016

college

a time when doing crazy things and exceeding social norms is acceptable

"after graduating college, doing the crazy things i did then doesnt seem acceptable anymore"

by holidayinn598 October 4, 2007

college

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by eat teh shit and die April 23, 2005

College

The place that will fuck you in the asshole with student debt.

Person 1: Hey Bruh I'm gonna go to College.

Person 2: Have fun getting fucked by student debt!

by Ese Loco Ghost November 14, 2016