Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.

"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"

by vcgardenia November 21, 2024

Clumping Out

Crashing out or going into a fit of rage due to the opposite gender teasing you and not going all the way with you.

"dude she kept making these advances but when i wanted to do stuff, she said she did not want to....im clumping out dude"

by perception of null June 9, 2025

Clump Eater

One who shows respect for only themselves and crams clumps down their throat till death

Dude my grandma died because a clump eater shot her

by Butt fridos October 2, 2019

finna clump

To "finna clump" would result in releasing an eggy fart

dude i'm FINNA CLUMP - those taco's werent good

by JoseTheNooblet June 12, 2018

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

clumped

a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird

"damn you knocked that boy out you clumped his b***h a*s"

by ProfessionalWordMaker February 25, 2022