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Yeetus Cleatus

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by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019
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Dirty Cleft

When you're getting head from a girl with a cleft pallet and you get snot on your cock.
Larry was getting head from Mary, he looked down and realized that he was receiving a dirty cleft.
by Davit Dingbat January 22, 2011
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cleat grass

Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you can get.
This cleat grass is so shitty that I wouldn't smoke it if I'd been completely dry for years.
by neswheat November 7, 2008
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De-Cleated

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.
Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.
by The Switz November 3, 2009
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hockey cleats

much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.
by jp22382 September 5, 2005
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Celtic

First things first:

1) Its pronounced Kel-tic not Sel-tic (unless you're reffering to the Scottish soccer team or the U.S. basketball team)

2) Whoever wrote the definition that says the celts were 'the white race in ancient times' is a frickin MORON!!!! Yes, The Celts lived in France... but they were driven west by THE FRANKS! (d'oh) Yes, the celts lived in England...but they were driven west and north by the ANGLES and the Saxons! There are tons of 'white people' who don't descend from the celts at all i.e. the germans, italians, english, spanish, dutch, finnish, norwegians, swedes, dannish, russians, polish, and pretty much every other 'white' group other than the six celtic nations! That person really needs to learn their history cuz they don't have a f'''ing clue what Celtic means! (:

Now for the actual definition: There are six 'Celtic' Nations: Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Cornwall, Brittany, and the isle of Man. The Celts have a unique culture and their languages (although endangered) ring with a unique poetry that often contains an element of the tolkienesque. The republic of Ireland is the only independent Celtic state. There are two main linguistic sub-groups within the 'Celtic' cultures:
Brythonic Celts: The Welsh, Cornish, and people from the Bretagne penninsula
Goidelic(Gaelic) Celts: The Irish, The Scots and the Manx.
Moron: The Celts were the White race in ancient times!

Irish Celt: Pogue ma thone! we have nothing to do with those fricken sasenachs! (Sasenach being the Irish and Scottish gaelic word for a "Saxon" or Englishman. The English are NOT Celtic. They are Anglo-Saxons!
by CuChulainn July 28, 2008
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cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.
Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.
by B-girl November 17, 2004
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