Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Asshole Chiseling

When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.
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The Grinch Chiselling

it is just the grinch chiselling nothing more nothing less. it just means the Grinch from Whoville chiselling. Nothing deeper.
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Chisel-Fish

A derogatory term given to a person; a piece of shit haggler, who constantly to haggles over price effectively whittling the amount down in the same way you would chisel a piece of wood. Similar to the term "To Jew down the price"
...oh yeah, Steve so-and-so, is the biggest chisel-fish. He's always trying to get it cheaper...
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piss chisel

When you aim your piss at the skid marks in the toilet bowl to wash them off
"It took twelve piss chisels to get that last little speck off the toilet."
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chisel spin

A dick penetrating The female genatalia while spinning at a high velocity.
"Your mom likes it when
I chisel spin her"
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chisel spin

A dick penetrating The female genatalia while spinning at a high velocity.
"Your mom likes it when
I chisel spin her"
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