Chippered

The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.

Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!

by Irreverent Reverend February 17, 2022

chipper-me-this

An expression of saying something excited your attention

"Chipper-me-this! What an interesting find!"

by randomtestaccount June 27, 2022

chop chipper

One that chops the chip. Takes on many large projects and blasts through completion with mastery and innovation .

She's a real chop chipper, I don't know what our section would do if she left.

by stderr November 14, 2003

Chipper tuesday

April 6th is national chipper tuesday! Go get yourself a kebab!!!

Hey, happy Chipper tuesday

by Chipperchipper April 06, 2021

Chipperisms

Things that over caffeinated Starbucks employees share to drive thru customers.

Hi, this is Mary, Steven, Amanda, Patrick, Susan and Tom. How are you? We are rockin tha house. Chipperisms.

by AshleyM2011 November 09, 2011

Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.

Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.

by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021