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sweater chickens

put those sweater chickens away megan!!!!
by Joe Damage July 29, 2009
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brown chiclets

very hard and tiny (usually "tiny size chiclet" sized; hence the name) cling-ons.
"OMG, I think I have hemorrhoids! Nope, just brown chiclets."
by mr. grumpus pantalones January 6, 2010
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chicketarian

Someone who doesn't eat meat except for Chicken
"Why isn't she eating her burger?"
"Dude, she's a chicketarian"
by trump March 9, 2016
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Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it
The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch
by 300WinMag March 17, 2017
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Cobra Chickens

Cobra Chickens are Canadian Geese who are COBRA CHICKENS that attack people🤗
Canadian person: "OMG GET AWAY ITS A COBRA CHICKEN"
Mexican person: "what? it's just a bird, what is a Cobra Chicken anyways?"
Canadian person: "ITS A CANADIAN GOOSE get away! us Canadians call it Cobra Chickens because they are terrifying!"
by urmomisnothawt May 18, 2022
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cum chickens

This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".
Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.
by Chkn man March 8, 2016
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Ghetto Chickens

The 2007 Baltimore Ravens, strutting and beating their chests and acting like thugs no matter how much they suck.
Did you hear the Ghetto Chickens crying about how the officials are supposedly setting up the Pats to stay undefeated?
by abittenkitten January 2, 2008
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