Cheesedick

A military term used to describe a soldier who is a complete fuck-up, a complete kiss ass, and/or is obsessed with being Airborne or anything else that doesn't really matter.

Did he really try to commission in a maroon beret? What a cheesedick

by BMW2412 July 9, 2009

cheesed

1. the lame (or thought of as cute at the time) things men try to pull off in order to get laid. (e.g. bringing you coffee to the library during finals, phrases like "have you ever _____ ?...can i be your first?", feeding you any kind of food...you get the picture)

"I got cheesed last night by 3 different guys"

"he totally just cheesed you"

by Paulina V. November 10, 2008

Cheesed

Confused; Can't wrap head around something

"Working on an exam and suddenly reaching a road block"
- I'm Cheesed

by LingLongDong November 11, 2018

Cheesed

To be surprised by something or someone.

I was so cheesed, that icy girl Kaitlyn looked fine as fuck today.

by IcyyIan January 3, 2017

swizz chessed up

shot the fuck up and left full of holes, lookin like some swizz cheese.

Out of town hard heads get swiss cheesed up
And you gon' need more than stitches to patch that leak up

by jayNelly August 19, 2003

cheesed

cheesed is being stoned of a skunk called cheese weed

arr am cheesed mate

by jee bus July 2, 2009

Cheesedoodles

A term used to represent sexual thoughts. if one was to be uncomfortable talking about sexuality, they would coin this term in order to make the mood more comfortable, while letting others know that they are thinking of sexual intercourse.

"im all wet, can you help me dry off?" Said Chrissy

" Cheesedoodles " Said Robert

by Roger Bessette March 13, 2009