Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.

Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.

by leopoldoYjose_FromSpanishClass February 22, 2015

Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.

Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.

by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017

chaps

a girl who has lost her virginty and then lies about it

damn! gina won't admit she's a chaps hoe bag!

by b January 27, 2005

Chap Vision

When you attend Lubbock Christian University, and are surrounded by its women for such an extended period of time, that your standards for women and their hottness depreciates. Girls that you initially ranked low begin to look better and better.

Chap 1: "WhenI first came to LCU, that girl was a four, but the more time I spend at this school, the more she's starting to look like a ten!"

Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision

by chap scratch fever March 06, 2011

chap laps

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"

"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"

by Jase April 01, 2004

fap chap

When you fap to a certain extent that your penis subsequently becomes chapped

That girl is very hot i will have a fap chap later

by DJT & JOE June 01, 2017

Chapped Dick

When your penis gets superficial scrapes due to too much sexual intercourse, usually with a female partner of whom is significantly younger than you, as a means to impress her.

Oh man! I just met this younger girl and have had chapped dick ever since. Hard to keep up with these girls.

by JHerny13 May 21, 2018