Certified Trapper

best milwaukee rapper alive. Creator of music.

Have you heard of certified trapper, I heard that he invented music!

by MarcusTooSwaggy January 30, 2023

Certificato Mamma Mia Momento

bruh moment but in pizza

Gabriel: *takes pasta*
Ethan: I'm never gonna see it again! Certificato mamma mia momento!

by yellow garfield June 22, 2019

certified dub

a night that is so fire with the boys and you know you have it in the bag, therefore a certified excellent night.

chad: “yo i got with mad girls tonight”
tommy: “yeah tonight was a certified dub”

by partyparty1234 August 8, 2019

CertifiedLaw

that dumb fucker that never changes his profile and acts like he always has a dildo in his ass

“Did you see CertifiedLaw fire that guy last night just for getting kicked?”

by kenstervids December 3, 2019

Certified Hater

One who's viewed as overly negative and frequently complaining about everything. They never seem to be pleased, no matter the extravagance. They are viewed ugly from their outside circle based purely upon raw expressions. They admit to these properties and tote the title. Again, Viewed as. Not are.

I'm a hater? Nah, nigga I'm a Certified Hater.

by Shawtyshotmecuzelovedme January 1, 2022

Certified Sender

There is no try, only do. - kipper

The certified sender is an individual who rages like no other.

by Certified sender January 29, 2022

Certified Side Shaygo Secret

Certified Side Shaygo Secret or (C.S.S.S) is a swagged-out, blacked out, boy blew her back her back out type secret .

Friend 1:"I don't think I can get girls".
Friend 2:"Lemme let you in on a certified side shaygo secret, I've tripled my rizz from zero girls to 0x3 girls, we are not the same."

by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023