Cellularbating

To set your cell phone on vibrate, put it down your pants and call it.

Stefanie is cellularbating...she told me to call her phone...

by Megyn September 29, 2005

Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties

Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".

by wallacj3 March 31, 2009

collusional

characterized by the denial of criminal or treasonous conspiracy that is contradicted by reality or rational argument

collusion + delusional

There is growing evidence that Donald Trump is collusional.

by jason is a social scientist May 10, 2018

Cellist

The cellos are an almost schizophrenic bunch. Since they have a comparable body of solo literature to the violin, they have a soloistic impulse almost from the get go. There can often be the element of the mysogenistic cello jock amongst the males, the inverse of which is almost unheard of in the females. On the other hand, they have a great love for the symphonic repertoire and are often very much into the historically informed peformance practice movement. They always seem to make each other birthday cakes, too. They have severe (and sometimes even legitimate) concerns about personal space for themselves and their instruments, which are often met with knowing looks and winks and smiles by the other string players, who wish that they could also just set their instruments on the floor rather than hold them up for several hours at a time.

That cellist- is she talking to herself? Out loud? In 3rd person?......now she's talking to her cello....

by Rai-Medo April 24, 2011

collus

A multi use word for anything ranging from hitting someone to having sex to being drunk.

"I fucking collused him for spilling my pint!".
"I was absolutely collused last night".
"I collused that bird last night".
"He's a fucking collus!!".

by truthtalker October 9, 2003

Cellurhoids

The lumpy butt you get from having your cellphone in your back pocket, which is sometimes a painful condition if sitting on said phone for a long duration.

With his new PDA phone, Gabe developed a pronounced case of cellurhoids that made his bum appear quite unsightly to the women of Hill Holliday.

by Michael Dezso September 9, 2008

Cellos

Gay

Dude, that was totally Cellos

by 931749137497hfjafjh March 22, 2010