The Cauldron

One of the craziest sex acts (if you can call it that!) known to man. What you need is a taker (cauldron) and a giver (male). Once your taker is kneeled comfortably, mouth agape, the giver commences to piss, shit, and cum (in no particular order, mind you) into the Cauldron, after which the conCOCKtion is deilberatly stirred using the penis.

Customer: Yo, I need a real freak. I been watching so much porn nothing phases me.

Pimp: I gots you, this girl over here Sheronda will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. Hell, last night she let this dude do the Cauldron on her!

by Jack the stoner July 4, 2009

Calder

calder is generally a man's name, can be a womans. That means to seek the young grasshopper in the meadow.
Calders are usually tall and athletic.
Calders also have a good sense of humor. They usually have hairy legs and take a while in the bathrooms.

calder was 11 years old when he fell off his bike.

by sally455 January 23, 2009

Calder

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

I wish i was a calder, don't you?

by filopastry October 9, 2014

Calderic

Someone who is full of themselves and has an idol who did nothing worth even being slightly rewarded for.

Calderic accounts on twitter are nearly as irrelevant as Eleanor herself.

by 12899 April 29, 2013

caulked

Getting one's ass filled to the rim with seaman.

The pornstar's pink starfish got caulked.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

caulin

Ussually very sexy. A caulin loves sports. Likes to stick to one girl and treat her right. Very happy and enthusiastic. A people person. Caulin is boyfriend material.

Girl: I have a perfect boyfriend
Girl2: really? Then you must have a caulin

by Trishh January 6, 2014

caulk

1. Something that goes around windows to keep cold air out

2. Alternate spelling of cock only the coolest of cool can use

1 and 2. That guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. It made me moist.

by bt February 25, 2003