Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards
by Dan the shagger December 12, 2014

Capitalization is used like this, Help your Uncle Jack off a horse and help your uncle jack off a horse.
by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021

Capitalism is all for me.
by MrWhomstDVe September 3, 2021

An economic system where the industry and trade are privately controlled rather than a collective or the government. Voluntary association & personal freedom in the marketplace. Businesses are driven by demand & profit, alternated by fluctuations in consumption. Individual activity is independently sufficient & enterprises challenging in an environment of competition. In other terms: Private ownership of the means of the production.
by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

Far-right dictatorship where the rich are getting richer and only the poor are becoming miserable through exploitation. Killed 58 million people.
by Serbize March 24, 2023

Dude 1: Why are these books $300 each, thats wayyy too much money for a book.
Me, an intellectual: Capitalism. m money
Me, an intellectual: Capitalism. m money
by my psodemsn August 23, 2021

by dontnockthesocktillyouseethero June 12, 2019
