Caiden

A motherfucker who will pour a drink on your leg if you compliment him

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"Oh what the fuck did you just did do caiden??"

"Hahahaha

by Caiden is a bitch April 22, 2025

Caiden Cleary

GOOFY

Caiden Cleary is so goofy

by hater123456969 August 6, 2023

Caiden

the typa nigga to call a woman clapped until she lets him hit, at which point he starts saying she's the finest woman on earth

synonym: Schrodinger's womanizer

Caiden: Bro she's an egotistical 4/10
Kareem: I agree
*she lets Caiden hit*
Caiden: Oh yeah she's the finest woman on earth, she is my gf now
Kareem: Bro what? You called her a 4/10
Caiden: No i didn't

by i.am.not.a.niggard.type.shit January 5, 2025

Caiden

A skinny boy who is usually small for his size and has 1 inch dick. He usually tries to act strong to hide the fact that he is weak.

Look there is Caiden I swear he shrunk.

by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021

Caiden Angle

A term used when playing shooter games, specifically Call of Duty, where someone gets an angle on the enemy but the enemy doesn't have an angle on them, and they kill the enemy from the tiniest of cracks, or smallest of angles.

Tyrone got a very dirty Caiden angle on Victor; he shot through the keyhole in the door.

by Ka2507 October 6, 2020

Caiden

A person who looks fat but in reality he will snap you in half like a fucking twig. He has big dick energy but has a micro PP.

Person 1: look at that fat fuck over there
Person 2: be careful, it might be a Caiden.

Person 1: he looks like he has A big cock
Person 2: Nah, I looked there’s nothing there

by Lecursed September 30, 2021

CAIDEN G.

THE ONE PERSON YOU'D GET ALONG WITH-BUT DONT TRUST WITH ALL YOUR INFO-BUT ARE STILL A NICE PERSON TO KNOW

Jada: YOUR'E SUCH A CAIDEN G.
Kamryn: *Slap*

by -_yesidid_- August 21, 2020