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Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle
When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!
by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008
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cluttersome

kluht-er-suhm > adjective - used to describe an extremely disorderly assemblage; a confused or disordered state.


Origins: Bergen County, New Jersey. Cluttersome was a mis-speak, a combination of cumbersome and cluttered. It is said that the word was accidentally created by a witty young woman (who looked no more than 25 years old), while working as a book production slave for a northern New Jersey publishing company.
Melissa had so many things to think about that her mind had become cluttersome.
by MisaF August 26, 2007
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Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.
A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.
by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010
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Clutterbitch

A design principal that is best described as the opposite of minimalism. The term was coined by tumblr user wizardscience. The main aspects of this design style are about cramming as many random objects into a space as possible, while ensuring that they are still neatly arranged and visible (as opposed to piled up). It makes a room feel somewhat wild and overgrown, but very much alive and in use, as the excessive detailing creates a similar sensation to looking into a dense forest.
"God, I hate minimalism so much. I may be overcorrecting a little, but I'm going to decorate my room in clutterbitch style.
by Hummus hummus March 30, 2020
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Mud Clutch

The muscle in your ass that keeps you from shitting your pants while farting or straining
Don't let your mud clutch slip, you'll end up with a bacon strip
by stm2000 February 6, 2010
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Clutch

Clutch; - Perfect, Exactly what is needed, (also used like "score" or "awesome", as an exclamation.)
ie; "Thank god there is a gas station right there, were almost on empty bro"

"Clutch!"

ie; "Dude I just found $30 in my pocket! Hella clutch!"
by JustinOBuchanan March 21, 2014
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Block Clutch

A block clutch is used in Minecraft PVP as a way to save yourself from falling in the void! You can block clutch by angling your direction down and placing a block between you and the void! NOTE: you must be hit by another player for this to be a block clutch and not a block placement. There are several variants of block clutches, single extensions (1 block placed to save yourself), double extension (2 blocks placed horizontally to save yourself), and so on. NOTE: for a block clutch to be over 2 extensions, you have to land on the last block placed in order for it to be considered a clutch! If a player is hit by another player and lands on solid land before placing blocks, this is NOT considered a clutch due to the fact that the player would have survived even if they hadn't placed blocks. Some content creators believe they made a clutch but if their clutches follow these guide lines then their legit!!!
“Omg i just double extension block clutched!”
by MineProWes December 8, 2019
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