buzzard

A streetwalker that is almost always intoxicated while gaining teenagers respect by their willingess to purchase them alcohol.
Known buzzards are: frying pan man, Artie and whitey.

We need beer tonight, lets go cruise Union Ave to look for buzzards.

by Genius GZA September 29, 2007

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

buzzard

long haired drunk still living in the 80's, wears tight acid washed jeans and drives a red Z-28

by lola August 24, 2003

buzzard

Someone who is nearly never sober and has crossed the line into a life of total fantasy and drunken illusions.

Defintion 2: A catcher of buzzes of all kinds

Damn, that guy's a fuckin' buzzard! Did you see that buzz he caught?

by Steve Stoddard (aka Clinton, IA\\\\\\\'s only man to qualify for every Olympic event) November 23, 2002

Butt Buzzard

Someone who farts alot and they are guarenteed stinkers!

Man that stinks! you are such a butt buzzard

by Lavster August 16, 2011

Hawk and Buzzard

Cockney Slang for the common phraze 'Muzzard', a word to describe getting really drunk. The word first originated when two londoners mispronounced the word mustard, and so that the two avoided embarrasment they made up this 'word'.
The word was a hit with the local lads and soon became a phraze used all around london. It became so popular, some bright spark came up with hawkand buzzard as a cockney slang use for the word, so they could talk about getting muzzard without people hearing, and if they did they'd just think they'd be talking about birds.

Cockney: Awww mate, i was well Hawk and Buzzard last night.

Normal person: You what?

by MadMikalot December 16, 2008

cunt buzzard

Also a sexy Puerto Rican man named Aaron James Phillips

"Wow, Aaron is really a cunt buzzard"

by elixtine July 28, 2008