Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.

Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.

by Siimp January 24, 2010

penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

by heck yes September 10, 2008

Fubbly Bubbly Buttsex

The opening of a champagne bottle in ones ass,
first practiced by the Aztecs as a show of affection or sign of welcome

Hey look, Fubbly Bubbly Buttsex

by poseidon35 August 20, 2008

Tactical Buttsex

The having of anal sex while in ghillie suits in a wooded area or field

Lets have tactical buttsex

by CooledSandStorm April 24, 2010

buttsecks

When a Male sticks his wanky in another person (or animal's) Poopchute.

Eshold1 and -Pyroblaze- said they had some sweet love on the ign boards, pointing to buttsecks.

by BriankidGC August 31, 2003

surprise buttsecks metal cover

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

by raybeez February 11, 2022

flying gay buttsex

When two gay males or females are having anal sex in midair.

George: "Look what's in the sky!"

Fred: "Oh my god their having flying gay buttsex!"

by Bub537 September 23, 2009