five-man burrito

n : a sexual act involving usually five homosexual men during which the participants engage in simultaneous anal sex and fondling of one another's genitalia

One time in Mexico I got drunk out of my mind and wound up as the beef in a five-man burrito.

by "Magical" Bernie Hiller April 18, 2004

mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!

-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."

by JHammy June 19, 2011

Burritoing

Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.

Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!

by Toasty Tortilla February 10, 2014

throw a burrito

A limp penis engaging in intercourse.

1. She was so fat that he couldn't get hard. His only option was to throw a burrito at her.

2. So I (female) took this fine man home with me last night, but he had so many drinks that all he could do was throw a burrito at me.

by BallerDeep August 12, 2009

red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

by Mr. Whipple June 11, 2006

stoner burrito

a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.

duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito

by ShankShow December 23, 2009

Cheesy Double Beef Burrito

When two dudes are doing a chick in the butt and they pour some nacho cheese on their weiners.

Man1: Yo when we gonna make this Cheesy Double Beef Burrito?

Man2: Hold on I'll get the nacho cheese.

Woman: Alright but cheesy does it!

by Enrique Iglesiaz May 18, 2011