Browning

A social media account pretending to be a member of a marginalized community, especially gay or black, in order to defend conservative views.

Based on Dean Browning, conservative county commissioner, who got caught trying to defend one of his tweets as a “black gay guy”. His intention was to use a sock puppet account but he forgot to switch accounts before he commented.

The comment defending anti-gay legislation came from a Browning account.

by jasondotgov November 11, 2020

blowing up

person with a cell phone that is constantly ringing nonstop.

DAMN! im blowin up again, this shit just wont stop.

by TwitChy November 13, 2003

The Browning School

An all boys prep school on the Upper East Side of Manhattan filled with boys that are smart and good at sports.The Browning School is also a member of the New York Interschool along with Brearley, Chapin, Collegiate, Dalton, Nightingale-Bamford, Spence, and Trinity.Also a huge rival with The Collegiate School.

Where did you go? Collegiate?
No, I went to The Browning School.
Thats a good school.
Yeah I know.

by 557890 April 18, 2009

blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 19, 2010

Browning it

Also known as rubbing one out or masturbating..

I looked through the window and caught him browning it, real nice and slow.

by Rk2008 April 22, 2011

Hayley Browning

The best friend a girl could ever have.
A sexy swimsuit
The only friend you will have that is 100% honest

"hey Elliot, who's that girl over there?"
"my girlfriend, Hayley Browning."
"she looks like a Hayley Browning."

by Brent Childs December 12, 2010

browning points

the term you use when for 45 years of your life you didn't know it's actually called "brownie points".

Remember that you do have some days set aside as sick days so use them or try to get browning points for having perfect attendance.

by camillefoxx May 9, 2011