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bilestan

Inferior cyber-country compared to the glorious moghdari controlled by the regicidan government it started out on bileboy on instagram who was told through revelation that his people will be punished by God!
Maybemooka: MAN I LOVE BILESTAN

Mead.irony: no it’s poopstan and moghdari already are mogging them
by Regicidalson June 13, 2023
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Black Veil Brides

Black Veil Brides is a band that formed in Cincinnati, Ohio, in 2006.
They're often referred to as scene-dipshits who are trying WAY too hard to be Avenged Sevenfold. Listen to "Knives and Pens" by Black Veil Brides, then "Unholy Confessions" by Avenged Sevenfold. Seriously? If you're gonna rip someone, don't make it obvious, like a band with a massive fanbase.

Their frontman(even though he's obviously trying to look like a chick), chose the stage name Andy Sixx. Way to be original. Nikki Sixx is probably itching to kick your ass.

Their music is generic Alternative-Scene-Metal-Screamo that somehow attracts tons of fans, regardless of how shitty. Bands like this are bound to create thousands of Fangirls, and it's going to be hell.

They recently released their first studio album, "We Stitch These Wounds".
Music Fan: "Hey...What the fuck is that noise? It sounds like A7x on drugs, trying to be emo-pussies.

Female BVB Fan: "WHAT!?!? Andy Sixx is the most AMAZING guy EVER!! Black Veil Brides is TONS better than what ever the fuck YOU'VE been listening to!"

Music Fan: "Ok....Have fun with your crush on a closet homo. He dresses like a girl, for fucks sake. Christ, chicks these days."
by Human Nightmare August 11, 2010
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brideslave

a woman who will go crazy over her wedding, stressing and running around organising everything making sure everything is ok for her big day a sucker for happy endings
an example of this would e anyone called farah a classic brideslave
by roseeeee November 17, 2006
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briese

To be covered in anything sticky, like syrup.
ex. 1. My pancakes are briese.
ex. 2. My hands got briese after arts and crafts.
ex. 3. Do you want to get briese?
by seven6ty4 April 20, 2010
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Bridesattva

noun. Formed from blending of the words bride and bodhisattva (Buddhist term). Used to describe a woman whose behavior is characterized by enlightened, wise and calm behavior in the course of planning for her wedding.
Something crazy happened while she was planning her large wedding... she became oddly serene, like she was an enlightened Bridesattva... She always had a calm and kind word to inspire those around her.
by kkp September 3, 2010
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Bridesmaid Goggles

Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.

Similar to the beer goggles phenom.

See: How I Met Your Mother
I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.
by Missablairica January 7, 2012
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bridesmatron

a bridesmaid who had the balls to go and get married before the bride and is now old and fat; fugly
I wanted Melissa to be my bridesmaid, but since she went ahead and married that loser she has to be the bridesmatron now.
by Raisin Berry July 17, 2009
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