breast roller

That morning you take your mistress out and run her breasts over with your tricycle wheels.

Oh my. This morning was such a breast roller.

by ohnoitsjmo November 2, 2013

breast

On a female, a mystical body part, it is common belief that if a man were to look at any other spot on a woman's body he would turn to stone.

"Keep your eye on that breast laddy, and all knowledge in the world will be yours."

by Jeremy November 15, 2003

breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

Breast friends

Friends with benefits but for lesbians.

Tom: Did you hear about Dana and Katie?
Matt: What do they go out?
Tom: No they're just breast friends.
Matt: Hot

by Hank11234 January 26, 2011

Breastnosis

the act of being hypnotized by breasts to the point of ignoring all else around you.

I didn't hear a word you said, I was in a state of breastnosis.

by Jeff Long September 2, 2003

breastaurant

A restaurant, such as Hooters, that serves both food and breasts.

Hey Dad, since Mom is out of town, can we go to the breastaurant?

by Ants July 18, 2003

Breastesses

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.

Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!

by Gil December 9, 2003