Brett

someone who is not a pathetic stalker. will never hack your computer and write creepy shit on the internet. someone who could go on forever about this disgusting stuff but has better things to do with his life

Hey Brett how are you?

by Brettie B April 16, 2019

Brett

The hottest guy you will ever meet. Seems like he'd be a douchebag considering he has such good looks and an amazing personality but he's actually very kind and sweet. He has the biggest heart and will care for you anytime you need him. hes very protective of his friends and if you're blessed enough to call yourself his girlfriend he'll be protective over you too. Has many talents but definitely shines in the gym. You can find a Brett in any local gym.

person one: hey who's that hot guy in over there by the weights?
person two: Oh thats Brett, don't try to flirt he'll blow you off he's so respectful to his gf

by Grasstastesbad September 6, 2017

Brett

Brett is a very hot and sexy boy. he has nice soft hair and beautiful eyes. He’s hard to get and has a lot of friends, always wears loose shorts.If you’re friends with him, dont lose him.

Friend: Hey did you see Brett?

You: Yeah, he’s so hawt.

by skittlydingdong December 30, 2019

Brett Yang

A wonderful classical musician who plays the violin really skillfully, with an intellectual sense of humor, extremely down to earth despite his amazing achievements, has a great sense of compassion and empathy, has a bubbly and friendly personality that anyone can adapt with, one look and you can immediately feel that he is a kind person, screams husband-material all the way, a loyal and trustworthy bestfriend who will support you with whatever you do as long as it's not related to the viola

Mom: You need to find a good husband.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang?
Mom: You're not good enough for him. Find better friends first at least.

Me: You mean a Brett Yang.. too..

by riikaajeluuuu September 6, 2020

brett hand

brett hand is the hottest human being alive other then you shawty

example: i love brett hand

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Bretto

A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.

There's bretto the old bag waver.

by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

Brétúró

It is said when Brétúró wont pay the grafikus or the washingmachine price. Not even the house rent. You can you use on a lot of online server. It used as an insult.

Hete Brétúró a kurva anyád!

by ShausLOL April 20, 2020