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bedtime bellow

Farting under the blankets, then using one leg to create a bed-sized bellow to transfer the stink to your bed-mate.
I knew my gas was bad so, despite the colateral damage, I gave my girl a bedtime bellow.
by 12345678910111213 March 24, 2008
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blueberry bedtime

when you cant possibly stay awake any longer.
my parents told me my bedtime was 10, but my blueberry bedtime last night was 945, i was exhausted.
by mjryan06 February 8, 2010
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IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME
Literally nobody:

Mom: IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021
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breastie

Super affectionate term used when a straight male has a female best friend: ie a bestie with breasts. More common among men who favor brunch.
Yo dude, you wanna come over on Sunday morning to watch the game? No thanks, my breastie and I wanna put some poached eggs and bloody marys in our mouths.
by inappropriate bill December 29, 2010
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BreadTube

BreadTube (noun): A group of online content creators who produce videos about socialist politics, economics, and bread recipes. The term comes from the idea that these creators are producing content that is as essential to life as bread itself. BreadTubers are known for their love of puns, their disdain for capitalism, and their tendency to dress up like bread loaves in their videos. They often use elaborate metaphors involving bread and baking to explain complex political concepts, making their content accessible to even the most gluten-intolerant viewers. If you're looking to learn about Marxism and sourdough, BreadTube is the place to be.
Clarence: Say Arthur, have you have you ever heard of BreadTube? I keep hearing the young folks talking about it.

Arthur: Yes I have, Clarence. BreadTube is a group of online socialist content creators who produce videos about politics and bread recipes. Their videos are as essential to life as bread itself, or so they say.

Clarence: Hmm, I'm not sure I quite understand. What does socialism have to do with bread?

Arthur: Well, according to BreadTubers, the workers who produce bread should have control over the means of production. They argue that bread should be produced for the benefit of all, not just for the profit of a few. In other words, they want to seize the means of dough production.

Clarence: Seize the means of dough production? Ha! That's a good one. I don't think I'll be taking bread-making advice from a bunch of communists anytime soon.
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Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.
by DIE May 28, 2003
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bedtime porn

ASMR ( listening to it before/while sleeping)
by 035173 November 29, 2021
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