break up attack mechanizm

when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.

when evyn broke up with laura,the break up attack mechanizm imdediatly followed.

by evyn hajas February 11, 2006

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Band-aid Break-up

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.

You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."

Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?

You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.

Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?

by R. Rhys January 2, 2010

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Break up

Break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend and find someone else

I’m breaking up with you. You needa break up with them!

by Shelly Doghouse November 3, 2019

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Break up with your girl day

Break up with your girl day happens on March 4

He broke up with me on break up with your girl day

by Joshthecoolkid March 5, 2022

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Pre-break-up

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.

I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.

by Luna2018 June 12, 2018

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You Can’t break up with me

When your girlfriend wants to break up with you and you said “you can’t break up with me”

Girlfriend “Bradley we’re done”
Boyfriend “you can’t break up with me”

by I love you 2109 October 10, 2019

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how to deal with a break up

You Cant...Its Impossible...Theres Nothing You Can Do...Just Forget About Him/Her...Don't Trust Anyone You Care For...Even If You've Known Them For A Long Time...I Should Know...

Misty: He Broke Up With Me
Random Person: Im Sorry, Forget About Him...Look Up How To Deal With A Break Up..

by MyBoyfriendBrokeMyHeart1018 May 2, 2018

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