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Michelle Branch

Born july 2nd 1983 she was named after the beatles song "michelle" she is of irish ancestry and eursian as her mother was born in the netherlands. michelle started learning to sing when she was 8 years old when she was only sixteen she released an album without a label called broken bracelet, which was named after a friend of hers gave her a bracelet promising when it broke she would be famous. she released her first album which was an instant bestseller in 2001 called "The Spirit room" her 2nd and perhaps final album as a solo singer was Hotel Paper released in 2003, michelle joined up with her longtime pal jessica harp to form the band the wreckers they made their debut with the song leave the pieces on the one tree hill soundtrack. Michelle is now happily married to her bass player Teddy Landau who is 19 years older than her, she has a one and half year old little girl named owen isabelle.
Michelle Branch made the really popular song "Everywhere"
by Holly Matronic June 18, 2007
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Batch Factor

n. The term for the amount of tobacco you have mixed in with the amount of cannabis you have in your session.

Used as a relative number rather than a quantitative value.
"Men we're down to our last gram, it is time to.."
"No sir..please....don't...."
"INCREASE THE BATCH FACTOR"
*sirens heard*
by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010
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brachiosaurus

Long necked dinosaur from late Jurassic. An ancestor of Miami Heat power forward/center Chris Bosh.
Did you see the brachiosaurus make that layup.
by dorkynessftw January 13, 2014
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the new batch

A collection, usu. a series of folders, on ones computer containing recently saved pornographic images.
Dude you got to come over and check out the new batch.
by M Butler December 27, 2007
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The New Batch

A phrase used to describe a folder containing pornographic images on ones' computer. Normally the most recent addition to ones' collection of such images.
Joe hides dirty pictures in "The New Batch".
by Luke Donahue February 6, 2008
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Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.
Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.
by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022
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Brachir

The G every girl wants but can't get . He's very good looking, but hard to get the attention of. His standards are only the best , since he's likely to become very wealthy he chooses girls wisely . He's brave and he serves his country in the U.S. Army . he can keep a smile on your face so if you can get him, keep him .
damn, Brachir your freaking amazing
by Gangsterofhype January 8, 2012
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