The Brad Ortega

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.

I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!

by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

Brad Childress

Cluelessly inept football coach who cannot accept critisism in any form. Usually typified by arrogant snippets and lack of original thought.

The game, season, and franchise were lost due to the Brad Childress like behavior of the coach.

by Zygi Wilf June 26, 2007

Bradd

If your friends name is bradd with 2 d's then you've got a fucking specimen of a human. Name something and hes done it. Even your mum

Hey I heard bradd went on a shag spree last night
Yea he did. My mum already told me

by Yourtrustysauce March 30, 2020

BMW Brad

The magnetic attraction a self centred douche bag and the automotive equivalent of a Giant Douche.

That is the worst driving I have ever seen. What a typical BMW Brad.

by MBP2000 August 15, 2019

Ethan Bradberry

A person of low intelligence, usually screams their name to the camera. Also an insult, used instead of idiot.

IM ETHAN BRADBERRY.

Josh was being such a bradberry last night.

by IMETHANBRADBERRY July 23, 2016

Tim Bradford

A Tim Bradford is a hot cop on the rookie. He's smoking hot and he secretly cares alot more so for Lucy and Lopez.

"It's smocking hot Officer Zaddy and best man" Tamara say
"Shh he could here you" Lucy says laughing
"What's a Officer Zaddy?" Tim Bradford ask behind them

by Chenfordalltheway May 14, 2021

Brad Simpson

EPITOME OF PERFECTION.
FOR SHORT:
P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N.

Girl 1: OH MY GOSH! HE IS SO PERFECT!
Girl 2: Yeah! I bet it's Brad Simpson!

by BradSimpsonsWife March 31, 2017