Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)

Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.

by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014

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sean on bradens dick

Sean takes Braden everywhere just to get close to him. Sean's obsession with Braden has even gone to the extreme by popping random boners in public while looking at Braden. Despite Sean's mental obsession with Braden, Sean purposefully has hurt his back giving himself scoliosis. Why you ask he did this? Well he permanently hurt himself so Braden will not roast his shit. Unfortunately Brdeans a piece if fuckin nigger and roast Sean everyday about his back, his roast can conclude of "slinky spine", not being able to bend over properly, on bradens dick and seans a stupid nigger.

sean on bradens dick.

by Donald60609 October 3, 2018

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Pull a braden

Pulling a Braden is leaving discord or a game without telling anyone or saying bye.

Did he just pull a Braden or has his internet crashed?

by HowToBraden101 June 11, 2022

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braden is so cute and handsome. you will never meet some guy like braden that is so heartwarming and doesn't care about anyone else's opinions about you. if he is your boyfriend, he will be the best human in the world, his cuddles are so warm and he makes you feel like a queen and treats you so good and compliments you everyday and is not that clingy but to the point that is okay, if you meet a braden, he will change your life and make it better.

girl- "who's the new kid, he is so cute and i wanna be his girlfriend"

other girl- " his name is braden but he has a girlfriend already and i'm jealous"

by sierra martinez December 19, 2018

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Braden is the cutest guy you'll ever meet. Sometimes he can be rude, but really he's a big softie with a big heart. He's super athletic and when you look into his eyes you'll melt. He is so kind and charming. He gets all the girls, but he usually has his heart stuck on one. He's a bit shy at times and sometimes chickens out on taking risks, but only because he cares. He has the most lovable smile and always make people laugh. He always take an opportunity to learn something and never gives up. He is also very competitive and super smart. Any girl would be lucky to have a Braden. <3

Girl 1: "did you hear that Braden got a girlfriend?!"
Girl 2: "Yeah I'm so jelous! I wish I had him as my solemate! :("

by Katelyn.is.lemon January 12, 2020

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