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Bach-head

A stoner who enjoys listening to classical music when high.
"Man, that Concerto for Harpsichord in G Minor is so fucking core. Dig it."
"Dude, you're such a Bach-head."
by MrXcitement April 15, 2008
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bachsliding

the act of a married man reverting back to his bachelor ways when his wife is out of town; i.e. forgetting, or blatantly ignoring what his wife has 'taught' him not to do, such as leaving the toilet seat up, etc.
"Dude, did you notice Jay's house at the cookout? The dog was sleeping on the couch, everyone was drinking out of plastic cups, and there were no hand towels in the bathroom. His wife's only been away on business for a week, and he's already seriously bachsliding."
by El Cpt. February 9, 2009
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bachelor party

A party lasting several days and nights that is thrown out of town by the grooms closest male friends, in 'honor' of the bachelor getting married. The groom celebrates things he won't be allowed to do once he is married some of them being entertained by attractive naked women, consuming large amounts of adult beverages, and acting in a manor that would never be displayed in front of his bride. A few of the essentials include: beer, hard alcohol, strippers, lap dances, hangovers, inappropriate conversation, questionable behavior, an air-tight 'bro-code', and an extremely annoyed bride-to-be who goes along with these charades lest she be 'old-fashioned, unsupportive, a stick in the mud,' or a 'bro-hater.' She is told by society that "this is a right of passage, or tradition that every groom is entitled to regardless of how she feels. So deal with it." What a great way to start off a marriage. It's simply an essential way to make your bride feel loved, respected, and cherished.
Did you hear about Todd's bachelor party? It's the night before his wedding and there's going to be a ton of women and alcohol.
by RachelSue September 10, 2010
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Brachir

The G every girl wants but can't get . He's very good looking, but hard to get the attention of. His standards are only the best , since he's likely to become very wealthy he chooses girls wisely . He's brave and he serves his country in the U.S. Army . he can keep a smile on your face so if you can get him, keep him .
damn, Brachir your freaking amazing
by Gangsterofhype January 8, 2012
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bachook

second layer of a yacht as seen in youtube video by anix. the word bachook was created by anix while building in bloxburg.
anix -"stairs leading up to the bachook"
by anixfan-bachook June 5, 2020
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bachelor frog

4 chan meme depicting a frog, showing extremely lazy solutions to everyday problems such as hygiene, cooking and masturbating.
Bachelor frog:

Bed is sagging in the middle

Prop it up with school-books thats still in theyr wrapping plastic
by Half n' half November 24, 2009
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Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.
James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
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