blowjob

The best way to shut your lady up for ten to fifteen minutes.

"Nancy was yellin at me to put my laundry away, so I rammed my purple-capped womb-ferret into her cake-hole. Even the bitchiest bitch can't simulataneously nag AND give a blowjob!"

by Drama_King April 28, 2008

blowjob

Work that doesn't suck. <g>

Jeniffer gave Jef a blowjob. Now there's some work that doesn't suck.

by Nossy April 16, 2006

blowjob

the thing i wish i could give someone right this second anyone wanting to talk to me my email is down

man what i wouldnt give to give a blowjob

by [e-mail] October 17, 2006

blowjob

a blowjob is when a female uses her mouth to suck, bite, lick or kiss, a man's penis.

I gave Chris a blowjob he would never forget!

by crazyhotgirl July 31, 2009

blowjob

Something that my mother does to obtain free trips to the U.S (typically old men)

'My mother gave a blowjob to some old fuck to get free crap'

by xGiveMeAllYourPoisonsx October 29, 2007

blowjob

a great b day present for both people

sammantha: i enjoyed jhonnes blowjob

by katty hola June 1, 2006

blowjob

What she should be giving you while you watch the game

1) melissa gave me a blowjob while I watched the game. What a perfect woman!

by ALLP January 4, 2008