cohenPirate's definitions

pervert

the downgrade of a rapist. this person is unacceptably sexual.

person 1: i like your dick
person 2. ew pervert!

by cohenPirate November 10, 2018

english

a language spoken by most americans. which is also this definition is in english.

english is French

by cohenPirate September 26, 2018

beer

pronounced "bee-ear" also don't allow your dog to feed on this drink and even your kids because it can make kids go crazy and maybe kill your dog. what's more safe than letting your dog die is carrying the most beer ever (you get a world record). also beer is a not-illegal counterpart and is the gift to the world if used wisely

i'm gonna yeet that beer across the world

by cohenPirate August 9, 2018

my [life]

an endless spiral of memes

my life

by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

Furdar

Gaydar but for furries. Also prone to failure.

Person 1: "Dude, you literally have a fursona. You're obviously a furry."
Person 2: "Fuck you, it's obviously just faulty furdar."

by cohenPirate October 18, 2022

???

??? (hmmm???) to be 'confused'

???

by cohenPirate June 16, 2018

funny

a word to describe something that makes you laugh
a laugh is to so a sense of humor on the thing that just happened
a laugh sounds like 'ha ha ha ha!' (hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah hu-ah)

john: why did the chicken cross the road?
you: um...
john: it was 'ch-air-in-te-d'
you: ha ha ha ha! you are so funny!

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018