Paul is a total cock blocker. That guy is like a giant cock blocking robot developed in a secret fucking government lab. I was about to hook up with Lily and he ruined all my hard work.
by Lightweight Nate October 12, 2009
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At a house party; When you tell the girl "its kinda cold outside wanna go up to my room", he will sping into action and give her his jacket.
At a bar; you will be in the zone with a girl and she's clearly into you, all you have to say is "wanna head back my place" and it would be a done deal, thats when a c-blocker goes in for the kill, he will walk up to the bar between you and her and say "hey can i buy you a drink",
c-blockers can even be your best friend; you can tell your buddies how much you like this girl and they will tell you to go for her, but every time she is around your c-blocker friend will hit on her or make sure he takes the seat next to her where ever you go together, often he will get ahold of her phone number and invite her places without you. when you ask him what the deal is and why is he all over her all the time? he will say "what, she's my friend too and i don't even like her in that way, your acting paranoid".
often a c-blocker will never succeed in landing the girl, his job is to make it impossible for you to get her.
mike, brody, and james are the most common names of c-blockers so watch out you could be next!!!
At a house party; When you tell the girl "its kinda cold outside wanna go up to my room", he will sping into action and give her his jacket.
At a bar; you will be in the zone with a girl and she's clearly into you, all you have to say is "wanna head back my place" and it would be a done deal, thats when a c-blocker goes in for the kill, he will walk up to the bar between you and her and say "hey can i buy you a drink",
c-blockers can even be your best friend; you can tell your buddies how much you like this girl and they will tell you to go for her, but every time she is around your c-blocker friend will hit on her or make sure he takes the seat next to her where ever you go together, often he will get ahold of her phone number and invite her places without you. when you ask him what the deal is and why is he all over her all the time? he will say "what, she's my friend too and i don't even like her in that way, your acting paranoid".
often a c-blocker will never succeed in landing the girl, his job is to make it impossible for you to get her.
mike, brody, and james are the most common names of c-blockers so watch out you could be next!!!
friend 1: What happend with you and the girl last night at the party?
friend 2: every thing was going great, i was about to take her back to my place when this guy came up to us and asked me if i tested negative at the clinic.
friend 1: when did you go to the clinic?
friend 2: i didnt that guy was just a c-blocker making up stuff so she wouldn't go home with me. after that she thought i had some S.T.D. and would not even talk to me
friend 2: every thing was going great, i was about to take her back to my place when this guy came up to us and asked me if i tested negative at the clinic.
friend 1: when did you go to the clinic?
friend 2: i didnt that guy was just a c-blocker making up stuff so she wouldn't go home with me. after that she thought i had some S.T.D. and would not even talk to me
by Travis Beddingfield May 4, 2006
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"It’s no wonder that many tattooists themselves refer to them as 'job blockers'. How can you take seriously anyone who has a fire-breathing winged serpent / the names of their three kids in sanskrit / the logo of a football team encircling their neck?" - WalesOnline Jan 13, 2009
by slumdog January 27, 2009
Get the job blocker mug.Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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Get the cock block blocker mug.After you've blown your load, you lose all interest in the girl and just want to her to go away. She's served her purpose and is pretty much an elephant in the room at this point.
"You know normally I'd get Blower's Syndrome and tell you to leave but I don't mind Maggie, you can sleep here if you want." - BW
by chuck y hacks February 22, 2009
Get the Blower's Syndrome mug.A boy who is the sweetest person you will ever meet, but is a bit of a show off. A Booker is usually a very friendly person and could talk for days. He is very active and good looking. Booker so good with his school work and easy to talk to. He tends to be very stubborn because he is a firm believer that if you want something you need to fight for it. If Booker is with you he will go out of his way to make you happy because it makes him happy, anyone that is lucky enough to have a Booker in there life should try to keep them forever. He is also very loyal and friendly
Girl 1: That guy is so nice I wonder who he is.
Girl 2: he’s so Hot and smart must be a Booker
Guy: who that guy ya that’s Booker he’s like my best friend
Girl 2: he’s so Hot and smart must be a Booker
Guy: who that guy ya that’s Booker he’s like my best friend
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