Blitzburgh

The Steel City, Pittsburgh, or Picksburgh as it is known in Pittsburghese.

Blitzburgh is Pittsburgh, PA

by Italian Stallion March 23, 2005

Blitzchat

When you want to have a quick word with someone via an online messaging system.

Hey dude, are you up for a Blitzchat?

by Sijo101 January 12, 2008

Blitz-Wank

Noun: blitz-wank - a wank that should never exceed more than roughly one minute. Any longer than that and it can no longer be classed as a B.W.

Verb: to blitz-wank - the act of furiously masturbating so as to achieve and orgasm in a very particular time constraint.

For the gentleman who just needs to get something out of his system in a record breaking time.

A day at the office-
Bob: Fml, this work is really getting me down. No wonder the statistics of office suicides are so high lately.
Pete: Just go into the supplies cupboard and rub out a BW my friend.
Bob: BW?
Pete: Blitz-wank! It's where you choke the life out of your chicken until it sqwarks in around a minute.
*after a brief blitz-wanking session bob returns to his desk and completes all of his assignments to an exceptional standard*
Bob: Remember kids, if it weren't for BWs, I wouldn't be where I am today.

by Russian Roller November 28, 2010

Hoff blitz

Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.

"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"

by May O'Mahoney December 9, 2008

Sponge Blitz

The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.

people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days

by crapp0ld April 3, 2009

World of Tanks blitz

A mobile version of the PC game World of Tanks, in this game your aiming skills are dictated by a random number generator that regularly fucks your shots up especially when you're in a derp tank (tanks with a big cannon)
and no, Tiger 1 is still not invincible, grow tf up

it also has a wide variety of tanks (Premiums also, though i will appear below your bed and fuck you in the ass if you decide to buy high tier prems when you're just starting out)

"Duuuuude RNG keeps messing up my shots"
"L skill issue get good"
World of Tanks Blitz is a good game

by Obi Wankernobi April 1, 2022

blitz

from the german word "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning (a very offensive-minded war strategy developed by the germans in WW2 that advocated quick control of your enemy's territory through fast and violent military bombardment; usually combining land and air attacks).

Used in football terminology to denoted a defensive play in which many defensive players are used to try and break through the offensive line (the line protecting the quarterbacks and running backs). A Blitz usually leaves the defence vulnerable to passing plays, but it also cuts down on the time the quarterback has to throw the ball (it's main purpose is to put pressure on the quarterback or sack the quarterback).

The defence really got good penetration on that blitz.

by Rayl November 24, 2003