Blistering Mickey

A Blistering Mickey is when you leave a little gift I like to call poopie tucked inside somebodies shoe.

Shannon pissed me off so I left a Blistering Mickey in her shoe, the dumb ho-bag.

by Shaft Foshizzle December 23, 2004

blisterfield

The awkward moment of trying to get past someone when you continue to move in both directions.

-moves to the left-
-other person moves to the left-

-moves to the right-
-other person moves to the right-

GOD DAMNIT! This is a rapscallious blisterfield!

by omfgpokemon December 28, 2009

shit blister

Shit Blister (verb)

A perverse and often misunderstood act of sexual deviancy - When a consenting couple plan to copulate in the near future, they prepare for the act of intercourse by passing faeces into a condom. Once safely inside the condom, the faecal matter is drawn into a needleless syringe. Replacing the needle, the stool is injected into the epidermis and left for three days. Once the faecal matter has caused a minor infection, and the blister is deemed 'ripe', the lovers are ready. Copulating in the position commonly known as "doggy-style" when one partner reaches climax, he/she bites into the "shitblister", orgasming while his/her mouth is filled with their own faeces and a substantial quantity of puss from their lover's body's attempt at dealing with the infection. Best not tried without prior experience, not, repeat, not for amateurs.

"Those freaks enjoyed making shit blisters when having sex"

by Mr.Blister October 8, 2007

Bifter

A girl who's attractiveness is irrevocably hindered by her superfluous weight. A fat chick.

My friend Eamon got drunk and went home with a real Bifter last night.

by Inferno Oreste November 17, 2010

Bifter

A slang term given to the lumps of rock found on ski slopes that need to be "De-Bifterd" in order to remove them

"Watch out James, there's a bifter on the slope!"

by NaFB June 18, 2013

BlisterJuice

Blisterjuice - Referring to the pus inside a blister when it is squeezed it oozes out and is sick.

Chris: eww, I popped my blister and all the blisterjuice is coming out..
Sophie: stop your making me gag
Chris: ITS EVERYWHERE!
Sophie: *throws up*

by Sophanator May 15, 2007

bifter

A bifter is basically a marijuana cigarette, a really big one.

Nar dan, Gimme a toke on that phat bifter!

by Anonymous April 10, 2003