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Eye Bleach

Heartwarming images or videos that will cheer you up after viewing something particularly shitty and disturbing
Ex: "Dude, that video was so disturbing."
"Yea, I'm gonna need to find some eye bleach on the internet when I get home! Ugh!"
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 16, 2018
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how to bleach your eyes

Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
Peter: do you want to watch some Yiff
Adam: searchs up how to bleach your eyes
me: Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
peter: ok
by myhandledandle August 8, 2021
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Bleacher

A racist slur for white people. It comes from the fact that bleach is both white and toxic
You can't say nigger you bleacher. That's our word!
by zanovar2 October 23, 2009
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Veni, Vidi, Bleachi

Latin translation: "I came, I saw, I cleaned it up."
Chronic Masturbator #1: The rules for the shower are simple: Veni, Vidi, Bleachi
Chronic Masturbator #2, #3, #4: Agreed.
by Merlingoth April 6, 2010
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Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo June 8, 2007
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Bleach-Drinker

A novel synonym for “Americans”, based on President Trump’s medical advice.
That bleach-drinker is now free of COVID-19! Of course, they are also dead from drinking bleach...
by Onneb309 April 24, 2020
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Commit Bleach Drink

The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.
Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.
by PeePeePooPooMan2 October 20, 2018
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