Weak Banter

Noun*

1. When a person joins a conversaation and completely ruins it by killing the mood.

2. Glenn Mclaird.

Alex: "your mums has a well nice house"

Glenn: "Your mums a cunt."

Alex: "That is weak banter"

by easinghell April 7, 2009

Banta

Used mostly in the UK as an excuse for an offensive joke to sound not as bad.

Bully: Oi'! You know Toby? I banged his mum last night!
Toby: You're not allowed to say that. I'm telling!
Bully: Chill bruv', it's just a bit of banta!

by fatboyswag69 February 19, 2019

anti-banter

1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.

2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.

As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.

Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.

by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008

music banter

Easily the best music forum message board on the interwebz and home to one of the most awesome, brutal and merciless moderators of all time, right-track.

Great place to waste your life.

"Your taste in music is appalling, welcome to music banter!"

by fanbhoy May 16, 2010

Banter Bank

A person who provides banter on which the rest of the group rely. Others in the group offer nothing. He is said to 'loan' banter to the rest of the company that aren't offering any banter to the group.

Tim is the Banter Bank this evening, he has to hand out banter to those less fortunate.

by Inside the M25 May 27, 2010

banter soup

A delicious broth made up of only the best banter. Best served scalding hot.

'He just served up a steaming bowl of banter soup'

'She has been dishing out stone cold gazpacho all day'

by Soup Chef November 12, 2011

Crash Bantercoot

A banterino with unrivaled banter hailing from banterville. Often abbreviated to simply bantercoot. Reference to the lovable video game character Crash Bandicoot

rick " i cant believe how much banter that bantersaurus rex has"
Louis " yh that guy is some next level crash bantercoot"

by Douchez June 19, 2011